fistfuls of honey

favoritezipper:

#this scene is a masterpiece in passive-aggressive tea-drinking  #which is apparently now A Thing with me

Oh, Will. I love you and your journey from naive, impulsive and hot-headed doofus romantic to a surprisingly savvy, cutthroat, mildly smarmy….doofus romantic pirate.

I also adore the way you kill things with your King. And occasionally make out with her in the midst of killing things with her.

CAPTAIN WILL TURNER, QUEEN OF PIRATES <33333

monkeyknifefight:

Is it wrong to be in love with a hat?

There are only three things I have ever liked the Bloom in, Lord of the Rings, obvs, this and that Extras skit. If he’s not doing comedy, he should only ever play nauseatingly sincere action heroes. People have tried to get all Jack Sparrow/Elizabeth!!!1111 on me over the years and NO FOREVER, NO. These two until THE END OF TIME.

For many years, that Extras skit has been my favorite thing Orlando Bloom ever did. And I love him beyond all reason or accountability, in general.

BUT YEAH. iawtp.

cloudsinmyeyes:

squintyoureyes:

imthetindog:

vega-ofthe-lyre:

“It’s always belonged to you. Will you keep it safe?”

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007).

omgwtfdisney?!