1) Gertrude/Claudius (Scenario A) and Gertrude/King Hamlet (Scenario B) are two… entirely different… and also… mutually exclusive dynamics??!? Something can’t just… slide between the two?!?!?!?!
2) Who the fuck is Hamlet in this metaphor?!?! In Scenario B one would assume Hamlet is Ullr except then…………. who is Claudius?!?! It would have to be Thor?!?! Which just makes this all even more confusing?!
3) For any of this to be remotely valid in the first place one would have to, at the very least, project canonical, committed Sif/Thor onto the movie canon where it does not yet exist…?
my sif and loki action figures have incidentally been arranged such that it looks like they’re having wallsex against my desk organizer
i’m okay with this.
Q:get some work done instead of sitting around singing along to "heart's a mess" and shit over and over
I’d like to warn you beforehand of the quality illustration
After it was printed in the Thor Movie Magazine it was reprinted in this issue along with a Cap comic. Dunno why Loki’s face here is only slightly less butchered than in Guara’s, er, adaptation. Maybe beautiful villains make people too confused in the pants or something, idk.
“Heart’s A Mess” (Sif/Loki, Thor). Other links available at my LJ creative comm if needed. ;)
I RETURN TUMBLR
HAVING SUCCESSFULLY SUBMITTED MY BIG BANG
man i am never doing that again