fistfuls of honey

Anonymous asked: How do you cope with the appalling lack of Loki/Sif? I'm new to fandom and I've already read and watched EVERYTHING! I feel like I'm in a constant state of withdrawal. Also Jaimie Alexander's face. and her HAIR! (she's sucked me into watching Kyle XY, and now I'm obsessed with a cancelled-ended-on-a-cruel-cliffhanger show and a ship that had so much potential-but-the-show-got-cancelled and now I have feelings!). Sorry for this crazy rant- I don't know who else to go to! Love, Anon. <3

Mostly I just suffer, Anon. :(((((

Sometimes I stop reading fic for a while and save it up to gorge all at once.

Anonymous asked: #jaimie alexander as han solo. Literally all I can think about now is Sif/Loki AU where Sif is Han Solo and Loki is Princess Leia. What have you wrought?!?!!!!

nothing for which i will ever apologize

This is the thing in my folder entitled “For Rawles.” Since I am not one to argue with my past self here it is!

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There is one thing of which he is certain: she will leave him.

One day she will look at him with contempt instead of affection, touch him in anger instead of tenderness, and speak to him with hatred instead of care.

It will destroy him; he knows this.

So he plans, and he prepares, and he begins to collect little pieces of her, memories that he selfishly hoards to himself as he prepares for the inevitable.

He traces the constellation of freckles on her back with his fingertips and follows with his lips so that he will never forget the feel of her warm skin against his.

He buries his face in her hair and breathes in so that he will always remember the scent that is uniquely hers.

He memorizes the coy smile she has when she’s about to convince him to do something he swore he would not do, the lilt of her voice when she teases him, her deep even breathing when she sleeps tangled up with him in bed, and the little wheezing snore she has when she falls asleep as he reads in the library.

Even her frustrations and tears are treasures to be savored for the days when she will scorn his presence.

He counts and saves every touch, every kiss, every fond look and word of love, curating his collection so when he has nothing left he can walk in his own private gallery of her in his mind.

He drinks her in and savors her. He waits for the end.

It doesn’t come.

Anonymous asked: Later she exacted her vengeance tenfold, though it wasn't his neck her hands wrapped their way around. They weren't as clever as his, but what they lacked in grace and finesse they made up for in dexterity and strength. It was a treat to watch him come undone, to smash through his fine control, and yet afterwards he smiled that smug, catlike smile, and she forgot just what she was punishing him for.

ur killin me anon

u r k i l l i n m e

fictionaladyfeels asked: did you know if you rearrange the letters of sif's and loki's names it spells cunnilingus

that’s just science

Anonymous asked: Sif/Loki Something involving cunnilingus

o u mean everything i ever write about them

OKAY YEAH I CAN DO THAT