The URL I Wanted Was Taken: A Story of Identity and Thwarted Ambition
Why Are We All Typing Like A Fall Out Boy Song: A Story Of My Confusion
glamaphonic replied to your post: are they having gay sex in a graveyard this isn’t…HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY THE WHOLE TIME ALSO THEY AREN’T BROTHERS I WAS INITIALLY CONFUSED TOO
OKAY THAT SOLVES PART OF THE MYSTERY!!!! THANK U RAWLES, SEXY POPES EXPERT. I am at least glad that Micheletto’s dramatic breakup episode was not made worse by the fact that he was secretly banging his brother.
only people who watch The Borgias understand what we put up with in The Borgias
did you just
and it’s just
watching a bunch of clowns fall out of a clown car and just immediately start whaling on each other with nerf baseball bats
Guys, I’m afraid I must leave Tom Hiddleston fandom now
of my life
because now he will never marry Jaimie Alexander and have lean, nerdy, 900 foot tall children with perfect bone structure
and i cannot cope with that
;___; how can anyone blame me for being SHOCKED and DISAPPOINTED by this shattering of everything i knew?!!??!11
I CAN STILL IMAGINE AND SQUEE ABOUT AND MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT WHATEVER I FUCKING WANT BECAUSE NONE OF IT EVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL LIVES OF PEOPLE I DON’T KNOW AND WILL PROBABLY NEVER EVEN MEET!
Sorry. False alarm. Caught some out of control entitled fan-itis for a second.
With this hair, i guess it’s happening every morning.
Or maybe he uses magic.
Lol, I bet Frigga was like “Nooo, your adorable curls!” and Loki was all “NO MOM CURLS ARE FOR BABIES.” And then, b/c she’s a mommy, Frigga’s all “You’re MY baby *cuddle*” and then Loki’s like “Mooooom, not in front of the Warriors Three.”
I promise I still mean to write that REBEL REBEL REBEL fic for you.
I AM HOLDING YOU TO THAT, MY FRIEND.
HOLDING YOU TO IT.
how i make friends: a guide
first i find someone that i think is cool
then i admire them creepily from afar for a period of time (days, weeks, usually months or years)
then i slowly but certainly worm my way into their lives via mutual friends, drawing something for them, and other avenues of discourse
eventually over time, their fragile minds, exposed too long to me, will crack and they will confuse the overwhelming feelings for friendship
you magnificent bastard
I WANT A REFUND… ON OUR… FRIENDSHIP
SAN DIEGO COMIC CON IS A THING THAT’S HAPPENING
And I am a person who will be there. So I have made a tentative schedule of potential programming that I will attend! A complex web of consecutive and overlapping and alternate plans and stuff that by like the second day I will be like MAN WHATEVER I AM JUST GOING TO WANDER THE EXHIBIT HALL FOR THE REST OF THE CON. But I like to pretend.
BEHIND A READ MORE CUT FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.
You'll Be Dead Before Then
- My 4-year old nephew: Do you want to watch the tornado Omnimax movie?
- His 4-year old friend: No, I would rather wait until I'm eight to watch that. I'm scared of storms now, so I won't watch it when I'm 4, 5, 6, or 7. But when I'm 8, I'll watch it. Or when I'm 9, or 10... or ninety-nine.
- My 4-year old nephew: 99?? You'll be dead before then.
- His 4-year old friend: Well, I'll watch it when I'm 8.