Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson win ‘Best Kiss’ at the MTV Movie Awards 2012 (x)
20something, queer, cis, USian, WoC trying to be a dope person. ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson win ‘Best Kiss’ at the MTV Movie Awards 2012 (x)
“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”
Is she on wires so that she could reach Chris’s face for that final kiss? It was either wires or like three appleboxes.
No, they filmed a scene where Thor and Jane landed at the bifrost site after they took off in Puerto Antigua in front of Coulson. It was cut and not included in the deleted scenes.
“You went through a phase where every film you were in you were taking your clothes off.”
You have eyes, Huntsman, but you do not see. She is destined to end the darkness.
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
Glee AU | In which Brittany, Santana and Mercedes reform the Troubletones and head to LA to try to make it as a girl group, while Brittany films their journey for an online webseries documenting the struggles they face trying to make it in the industry as women of color, different sizes and/or sexual orientations
No disrespect to shakespare but how can you compete with Hiddles?
Oh God, he’d be the world’s worst Old Spice commercial.