fistfuls of honey

There was a preview for the new Bourne movie starring Jeremy Renner instead of Matt Damon (WHAT A COLOSSAL DIFFERENCE IN CASTING DECISIONS!!!1)

and the trailer is all about how JASON BOURNE WASN’T THE ONLY ONE!1

AND THERE’S A WHOLE PROGRAM OF BOURNE-Y PEOPLE

and jeremy renner was talking to some other bourne-y guy

and then the higher ups were all OH NO IT IS IN THE NEWS SCRAP EVERYTHING

and some other higher ups were all BUT THESE ARE THE MOST VALUABLE ASSETS EVAAAAAR

but the other dude is like NO!! GET RID OF THEM

and then among the million shots of jeremy renner and his love interest rachel weisz escaping from the higher ups

there’s like a five second shot

of the elimination of some of the other bourne-y agents

by which i mean

artful shot of dead east asian bourne-y lady

black dude bourne-y guy getting blown up

i

see

ha ha ha 

ha

ala-away replied to your post: i want to talk to you and get to know you and be friends but then i feel shy and more than a little creepy so i’m just going to go hide now

creep creep creepering

agirlought replied to your photo: QUICK!!! HUMANS WHO ARE GOOD AT PERFORMATIVE…

what does the back look like? if it’s super low-cut in the back, you might need those little under-the-bra pasty thingies to ~support.

raphaellaskies replied to your photo: QUICK!!! HUMANS WHO ARE GOOD AT PERFORMATIVE…

is it strapless? if so, you’re probably s’posed to wear a strapless bra. so long as it doesn’t show through the gap

amazonziti replied to your photo: QUICK!!! HUMANS WHO ARE GOOD AT PERFORMATIVE…

Do you have any bras that can either do a halter or a criss-cross on the back? I would bra with it, but my boobs are such that I have to bra with everything. That is a ROCKIN dress, btw, I applaud your sartorial choices.

operamatic replied to your photo: QUICK!!! HUMANS WHO ARE GOOD AT PERFORMATIVE…

you could maybe try a racerback bra or a strapless? Strapless bras are hard to find for D+ ladies, but sometimes you can buy a “merry widow” which is like a stretchy strapless corset?

alierakieron replied to your photo: QUICK!!! HUMANS WHO ARE GOOD AT PERFORMATIVE…

I’d say it honestly depends on your size! If you’re comfortable going braless, I’d say do so. Otherwise a halter top bra might work as well.

tiptoeontulips replied to your photo: QUICK!!! HUMANS WHO ARE GOOD AT PERFORMATIVE…

MAYBE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO USE TAPE TO HOLD THE DRESS TO YOUR BOOBS

pulpofiction replied to your photo: QUICK!!! HUMANS WHO ARE GOOD AT PERFORMATIVE…

strapless bra! or no bra! rock it out! if it has padding it’s a no-bra dress. same goes if the strapless bra shows anywhere when you have the dress on. … performative femininity is my thang

abhorticulture replied to your photo: QUICK!!! HUMANS WHO ARE GOOD AT PERFORMATIVE…

when i wore something like this i did not wear a bra. advice from a man with boobs.

bewildered-dream replied to your photo: QUICK!!! HUMANS WHO ARE GOOD AT PERFORMATIVE…

Could try a gel bra

miladygrinch replied to your photo: QUICK!!! HUMANS WHO ARE GOOD AT PERFORMATIVE…

hmm with that neckline i’d usually go either bra-less, or strapless bra!

OH. One more thing, this show is gonna be at a disadvantage.

They don’t have Benedict Cumberbatch.

It’s not even fair to them.

Because no one…./no one/….can compare to him.

I’m sorry, but everyone knows it’s true.

oldfashionedidea:

So what you may not have realized is that the casting of Lucy Liu as “Joan” Watson in Elementary was just the first step in a plot by Hollywood to ruin ALL your bromances by inserting Lucy Liu.

Take White Collar, for instance. It’s well known for the slashy potential between the two male leads, even though both are canonically heterosexual. But wait!

IT’S LUCY LIU! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SHIP NOW?

It’s not just limited to TV, either. How about one of the classic ships, one that practically invented slash?

HA! COCKBLOCKED!

Suits is a show about two dudebro lawyers who are totally gay for each oth-

NOT ANYMORE THEY’RE NOT. GROSS, HETEROSEXUALITY!

Merlin and Arthur are sooo cute…

UGH! VAGINA IN MY SLASH SHIP!

But wait, you say. I’m a multishipper, how can you possibly-

THAT’S RIGHT.

#1 I have a GoodReads account! My opinions on every book I read go there. If there isn’t a text review then I probably didn’t have a strong opinion. HAVE AT IT.

#2 No seriously all the super sweet messages I get mean so much to me! I just don’t reply to all of them because I am awkward and don’t know how to accept compliments.

#3 THANK YOU FOR THE BOOK RECS!!!!1 I note all of them even if I don’t say anything.

#4 Yes, I too hate that annoying and grossly racist/sexist/homophobic/heterosexist/transphobic/etc/etc/etc thing that fandom X does!

#5 The next installment of Winter’s Heart will be done when it is done!

#6 That is v flattering and/or a little creepy, but I am taken. :>

tiptoeontulips replied to your post: looool

Anonymous asked: Oh damn! An obnoxious gif! You sure told his ass!