fistfuls of honey
20something, queer, cis, USian, WoC trying to be a dope person. ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
Note to self: Sif was in on it. Get it done.
allllll myyyy liiiiiiiife i pray for a fic liiiike thaaaat
“My name is Xena. Some call me the Warrior Princess. Some call me ‘murderer.’ Many years ago there was a village called Cirra. It was a village just like yours, small, prosperous and full of life… until a day that my army came. Until the day that I came, destroyed it. Under my orders, my men, they sacked the village, burned the houses and killed every living thing. Everything was destroyed. Including the soul of one young, innocent girl, who will never be able to reclaim her childhood, and will never know what the Fates had planned for her if not for me.”
I pick up dropped items with my feet all the time
oh my god, I have no idea what this is but I NEED TO SEE IT, IMMEDIATELY
My immense internet search powers tell me that this is most likely the 2007 film After Sex.
This is INDEED from After Sex which is made up of a bunch of shorts and theirs is fantastic and you can probs find it on YouTube!
About
my interests include: over-investing in narratives. all the fictional women you hate. loving superhero comics more than you will ever know. hating superhero comics more than you will ever understand. stories about feelings. video games. romance novels. being painfully earnest. kissing books. faces that need to shut up. sif/loki sif/loki sif/loki.
