fistfuls of honey

anachronistique asked: I just don't understand why they want to ENCOURAGE this bullshit. DO THEY NOT REMEMBER LAST TIME? THIS IS LIKE FINDING A NECRONOMICON AND GOING "THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME GOOD BEDTIME READING!"

It’s because some marketing/pr person went, “These kids in the hardcore fan communities are into love triangles and choosing teams these days right?!” without knowing or caring that 1) that’s gross, and 2) it makes fandom a living hell.

anachronistique asked: ANDEVAI, CAT, AND ADVENTURES (WITH SEXYTIMES)

DANG

MAYBE… I SHOULD…

I mean lol that time i wrote 8000 words of porn for a romance novel

WHAT AM I NOT CAPABLE OF?????

anachronistique replied to your post: FTR Y’ALL they’re trying to trademark her name…

I do feel bad for the event planning business named Blue Ivy that’s based out of Boston - their google rankings have been TORPEDOED.

I BET

:(

kirkwoodisinoregon replied to your post: I have a better question. Why don’t you like cake? And does cheesecake count as cake?

CAKE IS GROSS. YES. HIGH FIVE

HIGH FIIIIVE

actionactioncut replied to your post: I have a better question. Why don’t you like cake? And does cheesecake count as cake?

omg, are you pro-cheesecake? I thought you were free of flaws!

Cheesecake is delicious. Sorry about your life.

marinersubmariner replied to your post: I have a better question. Why don’t you like cake? And does cheesecake count as cake?

so with cheesecake… you might say… the cake is a lie

looooooool

oh marina

roxanneritchi replied to your post: I have a better question. Why don’t you like cake? And does cheesecake count as cake?

false, you don’t like cake because that means i can eat more of it, and i don’t like pie because that means you can eat more pie. BOOM.

YES THIS ALSO

:***** 4 my matesprit

anachronistique replied to your post: I have a better question. Why don’t you like cake? And does cheesecake count as cake?

you think cake is disgusting??? UNFOLLOWING

I WILL STAND WITH MY PRINCIPLES

aamalie replied to your post: I have a better question. Why don’t you like cake? And does cheesecake count as cake?

YEAHHHH PIE!!!!!!

AWWWWW YISS

anachronistique replied to your post: Tumblr truncated your fucking tag, jsyk

WHAT DID HE SAAAAAAY

He laughed!!!!!!! And then said that NO THEY DO NOT.

anachronistique asked: assuming we can interpret the "f" as hand-hold and "get drunk with" as "on strawberry soda": Marceline, Bubblegum, LSP

HANDHOLD W/ MARCELINE, MARRY PEEBLES, GET SO DRUNK ON STRAWBERRY SODA WITH LSP. LIKE. REGULARLY. TWICE A WEEK AT LEAST.