Q:Sif/Loki and Tom/Jaimie. Sink or sail them?

ishipalot

Sif/Loki: In a shocking twist that will rock the very foundations of what everyone thinks they know of me…

I SAIL IT.

Not only do I sail it, but how did @hariboo put it?

Oh yes.

I WILL BUILD A SUBMARINE TO FOLLOW THIS SHIP TO THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN WHERE ONLY ME AND MERMAIDS WILL CARE

They are just obscenely otp to me 4 lyfe. CAN’T NOT SHIP IT. CAN’T SHIP ANYTHING ELSE. It will be Thor 3 and they will be doing the film version of the wretched Sif Merges With Jane To Try To Understand Why Thor Loves Her terrible love triangle storyline or some shit from the comics AND I WILL STILL BE IN THE CORNER, WRITING AU NOVELS ABOUT SIF AND LOKI AND THEIR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION AND THEIR PRICKLINESS AND THEIR HABIT OF FUCKING IN SHADOWED CORNERS AGAINST WALLS.

Tom/Jaimie: All I want for Christmas is someone to fucking write me fic about their ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE organic coffee dates and private waltzing lessons.

That is all that I want ffs.

Which is to say: TINHATTING LIKE IT’S MY JOB.

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