1) LOL FOREVER
2) MORGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSSSE <333
Remember that one time Arthur got beat by a girl and it was SUPER AWESOME? And equally as awesome was watching him try to come up with reasons for why it happened while holding back the tears?
01. I LET HER WIN.
02. A TRUE GENTLEMAN NEVER STABS A GIRL. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
03. I HAD LEG PAIN/ARM PAIN/FACE PAIN/HAIR PAIN.
04. A STRONG GUST OF WIND BLEW ME TO THE GROUND.
05. THE SOIL WAS DAMP AND I LOST MY FOOTING.
06. MERLIN PUT MY ARMOR ON BACKWARDS.
07. I LOST A CONTACT.
08. I HAD BAD SHRIMP.
09. I THINK I MAY BE COMING DOWN WITH RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS.
10. SHE WAS PROBABLY MAGICAL AND CHEATED. WITH. HER. MAGIC.
11. MERLIN…JUST !@#$% MERLIN.
12. GWEN FLASHED ME.
13. CONAN GOT FIRED BY NBC.
14. GLOBAL WARMING.
15. CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER!?!?
