can anyone play mass effect 3 online w/ my mom so she doesn’t have to put up w/ harassing dudebros?

dianasolo:

thetaylordetroye:

tranzient:

ellydwerewolf:

hi so i don’t play any of the mass effects but my momma does.

unfortunately none of her friends are gamers. hitherto, she has avoided online gaming but in the case of mass effect 3 she needs to do it to raise her EMS (??? idk what that is but i hope i got the terminology right) so she can get a particular trophy/ending that she wants real bad.

do any casual, non-douche gamers wanna do some co-op missions w/ my mom? today she came to me and was like “i don’t know if you know this, but the people who game online are really mean :(” and it just about broke my heart.

she goes out of her way to revive people on her team but they just make fun of her and leave her for dead when she gets killed. which most ppl won’t be surprised by (gamer dudebros are assholes? did you also know WATER IS WET?) but this entire culture is totally alien to my poor mother and all she wants to not be harassed and stressed out while playing a game that’s supposed to be her chill-out time after a long and stressful work day.

i don’t rly have the money or the time rn to buy the game all over again for pc and play it myself but i totally will if need be just figured i’d ask if there are any preexisting mass effect 3 players out there who would be willing to not be humongous douchebags to my momma in co-op.

fuck those people.

signal boosting for L’s mama.

I don’t play ME3 but I know a bunch of my followers do so

i know there’s got to be someone following me who plays

Source: ellydwerewolf

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    This is a signal boost. I totally have the game, but for PC or else I would volunteer in a heartbeat.
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  6. crystallinethylacine reblogged this from stfusexists and added:
    Awww, this broke my heart. Boost!
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    I don’t know if it will help, but signal boost. If I had it on PS3, I’d totally volunteer, but I’m a PC player =(
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  14. chelseaheckagaming reblogged this from chantersboard and added:
    Don’t play on PS3, but thought I would pass the message along because I know that feel. :3
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  16. chantersboard reblogged this from ellydwerewolf and added:
    PSN: CinnamonOatmeal ME PS3 players, unite!
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    Play a cool game with a cool mom! :3
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    Signal boosting because I would totally play with your mom if I could, but I have PC. PC online gamers are surprisingly...
  24. ilikelookingatnakedmen reblogged this from ellydwerewolf and added:
    Step up, ladies! (and non-douche bros)
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    ALWAYS SIGNAL BOOST SAD MOMS :C
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  32. justwantedtogointospace reblogged this from teal-deer and added:
    EDIT: OP’s mum plays on the PS3! Sadly, I don’t, so: anyone in the audience want to step up?