Jacob: Hey how you doin lil mama, lemme whisper in ya ear. Tell you somethin’ that you might like to hear.
I’ve got George Michael’s “Father Figure” stuck in my head and it is both horrible and hilarious.
#PUT UR TINY HAND IN MINE #please don’t #oh my god #so gross #what the fuck is your deal stephenie meyer #and then he falls to his knees before his terrible queen #baby bedroom eyes
Mem, remember when we saw this in the theater and even though we knew, WE KNEW, nothing could have actually prepared us?
Yeah. Me too.